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PHP, The Big Bang and Women … for charity

August 4, 2013 by Veit 2 Comments

Depositphotos_4994945_smallHola,

hope you’re having a great Sunday!

I’m a “Strohwitwer” meaning Fiona and the kids are in Ireland with the inlaws, so it’s just me the pizza delivery service and the definitely not the 4h workweek at the computer…. 😉

See, in the absence of wife I’m obviously not supposed to enjoy myself …

… yes, I do read between the lines …

“you enjoy yourself whilst we’re away” does NOT mean that I’m to enjoy myself…

(as Raul says: PHP we can master, we can have a good stab at figuring out what exactly happened before the big bang, but understanding women….)

anyway, here’s one for charity: (which also happens to be a great case-study of getting s*** done)
You see, that’s Walt Bayliss’ latest offering, which is an SEO plugin, which does unspeakable things to your blog.

Unspeakable in the sense of ‘must not speak them here or Google are going to be all over you like the Prism program over me mentioning leather trousers and Heidi in the same sentence)michael-hayden

(on a little side-note: as the good folk of the NSA have data on everything and everyone, I was wondering if I could rent their database for a little bit of market-research … it’s one thing knowing what people tell you, but to know what they’re really up to, man, just a few hours with that Prism database and I could write the best sales-letters in the world….)

Now Walt did ask me if I wanted to review his plugin and recommend it to my list if it was a good fit.

I didn’t have the time to go through it and test it properly (yeah, I don’t outsource reviewing stuff;-), so I had to decline.

But, somehow we got talking again and Walt asked me one simple question about his sales-page: did I like one particular feature?

I had a look, and expressed my opinion.

And then – although Walt didn’t ask for it – got into full-on review mode and gave Walt a list as long as my arm as to what he could change.

(and yes, I do admit, it’s soooooo much easier to tear into something when it’s not your’s….;-)

anyway, I thought, that’s cool of him to ask, so maybe he’ll take one or two of the things I said and *maybe* do something about it.

An hour later I get another JV email from Walt, reporting on a great increase in the conversion rate.

So, obviously, I’m curious to see if that *one* change he possibly made has made any difference.

Boom.

This guy has taken EVERY SINGLE thing I told him and implemented it.

In an hour.

Most people would’ve just sat there and gone “and now what”.

Not Walt.

Just hit it, and hit it hard.

And the reward is greatly increased conversions.

Le voila!

So, although I still haven’t had time to review it, (and I now have even less as I spent time writing this;-), I do believe this deserves a reward.

In the form of a shout-out:

http://jvz8.com/c/1648/54371

in a nutshell: it does rather cool SEO stuff that helps with rankings, reduced bounce-rates, visitor engagement and you can do cool spying on the competition.

But, as I haven’t actually run it on my own sites, here’s what I’m going to do:

any commissions I earn from this promotion, I’ll give to charity.bobby-car

The last donation bought our local Kindergarten 2 new ‘Bobby cars’ – much to the delight of the teachers – the new versions no longer have rock-solid plastic wheels that make an aweful rattling noise (all day long…), but instead have ‘whisperlight’ rubberized wheels.

(big shout-out to a very generous contributor who wishes to remain anonymous for his contribution! Unfortunately I can’t upload images of the happy kids due to privacy laws, sorry about that)

So, overall:

have a look at Walt’s sales-letter, then make sure to get on his list, because he’s one of the guys who gets stuff done … and by being on his list you’ll get a great insight into a great mind!

and hey, if in the process you pick up a copy of Walt’s plugin, you’ll be doing something nice for charity!

Cheers

Veit

PS: as a follow-up to my previous anti gmail tabs rant, so yes, 2 things at play:

  1. probably THE biggest form of leverage you have these days is to get your prospects into super-targeted sublists where you talk about the ONE specific problem they came to have solved. Until it’s solved. And no longer. Then move to the next problem. The days of the ‘general list’ are pretty much numbered. Slicin’ ‘n dicin’ is the name of the game.
  2. and it looks like Google is sending ‘promotional’ messages based on the IP of the sender (I would’ve thought they’re going by ‘duplicate’ content….), meaning if you can get your emails sent from IPs which are NOT on their black(well, ‘promotional tab’)list (and apparently most of the big email providers are on that list), then you’re apparently golden. Looks like self-hosted email sending may just make a come-back (combined with the previous point not as problematic as the mass-mailing of the yesteryears btw…).

 

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You think the new Gmail Tabs are good for you? Think Again!

July 31, 2013 by Veit 6 Comments

so Google are all about doing no evil and providing a great user experience.

And as part of that, they’ve introduced the lovely tabs in gmail:

gmailTabs

your really important emails go into the Primary tab, all the social stuff into the ‘social’ and of course, all that pesky advertising and pitching goes into the ‘promotional’ tab.

Great isn’t it?

well, no, it isn’t!

Yes, on the one hand it’s convenient that it’s now grouped into ‘logical’ subgroups, (then again: all of that was easily possibly previously in gmail anyway, just no using ‘tabs’), …

… but on the other hand there are real-life implications of this new arrangement:

initial feedback from lots of marketers is that open rates and hence click-through rates are down by about a third.

33% fewer clicks, just because your advertising is now hidden in a tab that noone is looking at.

“oh, poor lil’ marketer” you might be thinking (sarcastically;-), but here are the real implications:

1. if you’re a marketer yourself (which should be a pretty good guess as you’re on a blog about marketing), then your initial reaction should be “oh f***” (a sudden 33% drop in revenue I think deserves an ‘oh f***’)
2. just because gmail is messing with our advertising doesn’t mean that we stop advertising. Meaning: marketers will focus more on other channels. Meaning more noise elsewhere.  Expect MORE advertising on Facebook, MORE advertising on pretty much any website you can think of, MORE advertising outside email. Meaning the good folk at Google look like the knight in shining armor, but really the only thing they’ve done is that they’ve moved the problem elsewhere.

3. here’s the one that’s going to affect you most: effectively, our advertising costs (for the email channel) have gone up … 33% fewer clicks means I’m getting 33% less results for my advertising dollar. And that loss of revenue needs to be compensated for. By, hey, look at this: higher prices! For you, the consumer.

“oh f***”

Veit

PS: turns out, there’s a way to get your prospects crawling across broken glass, er head on over to the ‘Promotions’ tab, actively scrambling to find your emails (more on that over the next few days), secondly, noticed how I said “moved the problem” in point #2 above:

it really is a problem, all this interruptive advertising. It’s highly ineffective (estimates are that we’re being bombarded with several thousand marketing messages every day, yet less than a handful stick), yet most marketers attempt to ‘fix’ that by sending out even more marketing messages.

The solution is of course to do something else … which ties in nicely with the approach to getting people to scramble to find YOUR emails … and hence: more on that in over the next few days;-)

For now: how is this change affecting YOU and YOUR plans? Leave a comment below!

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what knowing 50 state capitals can teach you about shiny object syndrome

July 25, 2013 by Veit 2 Comments

the more I look at it, the more this fundamental truth I first heard from Eben Pagan is true:

pretty much everything about business is COUNTER-intuitive.

Just look at anyone who gets promoted into a managerial role:

they’re pretty much guaranteed to do the intuitive thing and completely f*** it up bysantanna-mexican-president

… either being too nice (hey, we’re all pals) or …
… too dictatorial (hey, we can’t be a Mexican army where everybody is a general …)

[I’m quoting here, apologies if you’re in the Mexican army…])

Well, turns out, there’s a real world application of this whole ‘counter-intuitive’ thing:

the shiny object syndrome

You’d intuitively think, that people who ‘know a lot’ should be less curious about the last few remaining pockets of unexplored knowledge.

In practice, however, they’ve observed that if e.g. you know 17 out of 50 state capitals, people tend to be happy with their knowledge.

But someone who gets 47 out of 50, tends to be unhappy with their knowledge, and we all know what happens when you’re unhappy.

You try to fix it … by e.g. getting MORE information.

The more you know, the more you’re likely to want to have even more information.

Totally counter-intuitive, but witnessed every day.

So, I guess, time to reflect: if you’re tempted to buy another ‘how-to’ guide, ask yourself:

is it because I’m looking to fill a very specific gap in my knowledge base – something I can and will take action on right away …

… or is it because you already know far too much and you’re annoyed that you don’t know this newest bit of information?

Veit

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How to market your chillies the right way

July 17, 2013 by Veit 2 Comments

as a follow-up to yesterday’s video, let’s focus today on a practical application of ‘learning by doing’:

soooo, that one trick could’ve saved me 6 years of ‘acid rain’ chillies. If only someone had told me…

What’s YOUR #1 trick that could save someone else 6 years of sub-par results?

Does it really have to be Internet Marketing, weight-loss or dating advice?

And are you doing everything you can to find the people who have that problem, so you can solve it for them?

share your insights below!

Veit

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July 16, 2013 by Veit 4 Comments

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What Heidi Was Really Up To In That Mountain-hut

July 11, 2013 by Veit 7 Comments

So the other day I suggested I’d reveal what Heidi (the older version) was really up to in those lonely mountain-huts, but then Kathy scuppered that plan it with her comment that

Heidi was a sort of angel to me with her lovely plaits

See, what I was going to write (but shan’t, now that I can’t;-) is something like this:

throughout the day, we passed quite a few mountain-huts.

And at each hut, there’d be somewhere between zero and a handful of mountain-walkers or mountain-bikers enjoy a nice piece of apple-strudel, a plate of dumplings or a cold beer.

And the story would be the same pretty much everywhere…

… until we got to this hut, where there were hundreds of mountain-bikers.

This image shows just a tiny fraction of the bikes that were piled up outside this particular mountain-hut.

“What’s going on here?” we thought to ourselves, and joined the fun (if it’s this popular, the food must be really good, right?)

What a hot Heidi can do

and then it suddenly became very clear … when waitress Heidi (the older version)  stepped out of that hut … sporting smoking hot red leather hot-pants.

(it’s changed my view of sturdy Alpine mountain-wear forever)

We attribute the fact that we all felt dizzy to the fact that the pressure of the already thin mountain air was reduced even more by 100 simultaneous sharp in-breaths …

(so dizzy in fact that we all failed to take a picture I’m sad to report…)

Now, this is what I would’ve written, but of course after Kathy’s lovely image of an angel with plaits, this is a story I couldn’t possibly tell, so I shan’t;-)

The only reason I’ve not written what I’ve written is this:

as my coach Matthew so elegantly pointed out to me, before you do anything, you have to get on the same page.

And that’s actually harder than it sounds!

Kathy’s image of Heidi is at this point rather different from the image that’s permanently etched into my brain (and that of 100 other mountain-bikers), which is once again very different from what Google Images throws up (and we all know that Google speaketh the truth…)

“Getting On the Same Page” is really what marketing is all about, yet most people stick to what is passed off as marketing, namely selling.

And unfortunately, not the original idea of selling when someone would qualify you first before proposing a solution, but its poor and ineffective cousin, who is using ninja sales-psychology, bonuses, scarcity and all that s**t that is less and less effective …

… which of course leads to a nice deadly tail-spin (boy, oh, boy, however did I manage to get Heidi, hot-pants and deadly tail-spins into one post???) of “more evil sales-psychology because ‘just a little’ doesn’t seem to work”.

More marketing, less selling I say … there was no need for evil sales-psychology to get people into that mountain-hut, the image of an angel with plaits was just enough

Cheers

Veit

PS: just for kicks, play this video, and when you get to 1min55secs, read the story I would’ve written, but never did … it’ll make even more sense;-)

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